Castro -- SAFE! That's so funny. Brooke babbles herself home just before the awkward meltdown she was brewing up to in her head. Fine by me.
The best? Ryan vehemently denies that any of the internet rumors about Paula are true! They LOVE her! Pardon my ignorance, but I'm not online much anymore, so I missed the "rumors" this morning after her massive info leak last night. Were the rumors that:
a) she's chemically altered?
b) they're going to fire her?
I get sick of her denying her inebriation. But, evs. But of course they'll enable her and never fire her. She puts the loopy fun in the show. Seal clapping, crying, reading ahead from her Cliff's Notes. It's just Pauler, people.