Luca Toni is a good looking guy.
Now, I'm not quite sure, but I think it's a strong possibility that he knows it, even if he hasn't quite yet perfected the Blue Steel and often has a rather goofy, if pretty, appeal.
The 6' 4" striker, who now plays professionally for Bayern Munich, was a member of the World Cup All-Star Team and is one of the more, uh, shall we say, expressive players for the Italian team. And since we're talking about Italians here, that's saying a little something.
I can easily cut him slack, because believe me, if I looked like Luca Toni, I'd be touching myself all the time, too. That's him all sad up there because they took the pasting from the Dutch. Personally, I much prefer the goal-scoring, celebrating Toni.
Lanky pretty boys aren't your thing? Don't you worry. Tomorrow we're going a little more manly -- maybe even beastly -- when we move into the all-Milan midfield and I start by showing off Gennaro Gattuso to you.