Friday, July 14, 2006

July 19 -- Coming out

"Trapped in the Closet" is the Emmy nominated episode of South Park that pokes at Scientology and that so enturbulated* the heterosexual Tom Cruise that Comedy Central had locked it down. But now it's coming out and will be aired on July 19. So put baby Suri to bed early and enjoy! My pal at Hollywood Interrupted consulted on this episode, as he's a veritable font of information about all things Xenu and L. Ron-ish.

*enturbulate is wacko Scientology speak for upset.


dennis mahagin said...


But Tom never
enturbulates... It's
beneath him, and "Kate"
is so there for him at
any rate,

to take of his
many manly needs--

"as they arise."

*wink - snort*

dennis mahagin said...

ooops, correction on line 6--

I meant:

"to take care of..."

There. Now I'm clear, and it feels so wonderful! --dm

Don Capone said...

I can't wait to see this episode!

BTW, how the hell are you Susan?

Anonymous said...

Oh man this world is too small, you know Ebner, too? He's one of the people who helped convince me to move out to LA. I just watched Trapped in the Closet and almost peed my pants. Is there a Scientology word for that?


SusanD said...

Dennis, you are hilarious!

Don -- hello! I'm not bad. You?

Wifer -- bless Ebner for getting your ass to LA. There is no Xenuism for something so funny it nearly made you pee, because Thetans don't have much of a sense of humor.