Friday, February 09, 2007


I'm fascinated by Anna Nicole Smith's death and the surrounding circus. I feel a little bad for Anna. Not just because she's dead, but because she loved being famous, and now she's hit the zenith of her fame, but she's not here to revel in it.

I can't wait to see who's going to claim paternity next. Keyser Soze?


Shaffner said...

I'm frankly stunned by the sheer volume of programming hours devoted to her death by the news networks. I mean, between her passing and the astronaut love triangle, you'd think that there wasn't anything else going on in the world...

Don Capone said...

I'm going to hold a press conference tomorrow and throw my hat in the ring as a possible father of her child. Could be good PR for Rebel Press.

I'll never forget the night she and I had together. Romantic music, candlelight, way too many jello shots...when I woke up, she was gone.