Aw, damn. I thought I had a treat for you when my friend Don sent me a You Tube link to a video of The Panther. Alas, it has since been removed. But he was also kind enough to send me this picture, which I think speaks for itself.
And I also wanted to direct everyone to a great source for full, funny recaps of every American Idol episode. Fans of Reality TV has them up fast, and they're fantastic. A friend of mine is doing some of the recaps over there, and both of the ones she's done so far are awesome. So far, she's done the premier and Birmingham.