Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Having a firm grasp on the obvious

So. People Magazine has released its "Sexiest Man Alive" issue and they've chosen George Clooney. Women around the world say, "No shit." Obvious. Certainly. But do I have any objections or quarrel with the choice? Uh. No.

Cheers, Giorgio!

In other obvious news, crazier-than-a-shithouse-rat OJ Simpson manages to reap in some cash with his book deal and a two hour interview on FOX. The schtick? "If I did it, here's how I did it." Uh huh. No shit. The only thing I don't understand is why this motherfucker is so coy about admitting he did it. What? He could be slapped with a purjury charge or something? Anyhow. I suppose most people will be disgusted that he's profiting from this. I would be, but I hold some hope that the families of the victims will be able to collect on some of what he owes them from this little windfall.

But Judith and ReganBooks? Fuck off.

1 comment:

Designated Blogger said...

Which one in that picture is Clooney?

O.J. is innocent! Who would wear gloves too small for their hands to commit a crime? Remember, "If it don't fit, you must acquit." What more proof do you need?