Regarding the list below and the "things I cannot do":
It irritated me to write that out, things I can't do. So it's been 36 hours that I've gone without a cigarette. I realize to you nonsmokers, this doesn't sound like a long time. It is. I don't know if it will last, but I'll keep you posted.
Keanu better hope I'm not successful though. Cause if I accomplish this, I'm coming after him next.
I don't care how much the fucker protests. I know kung-fu.