Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Dildo In, Fabio Out, Dildo Back Out!

So I guess Idol has officially started now, and I have to say that I'm already disappointed in voters. Anoop out? Really? Tatianna out? What the fuck? We finally voted correctly in the BIG one, people, we were allowed to vote to keep the dramatic crazy in the running on Idol. But no. Instead we let the "nice guys" slide through because they're nice guys. I'm all for nice people having a nice life, but I'm also for my entertainment being entertaining. Shiiit.

In even bigger news, Top Chef brought back the Dildo Beach Club chef, Jeff and his too-perfect hair and his laconic talk of how much more prep he does than anyone else. I was glad to see him back in, cause I thought he got sort of screwed. But he had to win to stay, and he just couldn't handle the task of capsizing Carla's creole cuisine. Carla! Oh my god do I love Carla and the love she puts in her food and the crazy fun she's put in this season. Did you see how she openly fawned of Gail returning? You have to be a love to get so excited over freaking Gail. Sadly, it all cost dear sweet, shoe-in for fan-favorite Fabio hees place een thee finahl tree as somehow Hosea ended up there instead of him after Tom and others were able to change Padma's mind about how good Fabio's pasta was. But I'm sure he'll come back and cook for Stefan in the final. And Stefan is the gift that keeps on giving with his cocky 'tude, isn't he? That's entertainment.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Susan. With a season this bad, there may not be hope for great snark. Wait, what am I talking about? You come and you bring it.

At least we had Michael and Spanx Queen Carly last night, reprising their Vegas lounge act. Book these two at the RIO immediately.

Dildo Jeff is from my neck of the woods. Nuff said

Anonymous said...

Susan, as always, you're right on the mark! Carla AND Anoop!

Anonymous said...

I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who's bummed that Tatiana is out. She's kooky crazy, so what! At least she's not boring.